EVIL WILL PREVAIL.

The House Of Normality.
Everyone's Taking On Family Roles, I'm Sure Zimbardo Would Be Interested To See What Is Occurring.
I Am Totally The Little Boy.
I Have People Asking Me To Do Chores, To Go To Skool - I Think It's A Matter Of Time Before Someone Asks 'Ben, Do You Need The Toilet?'

I'm Not Complaining At All, Maybe It's Nice To Have People Care About Your Education.
BUT, Everyone Told Me Off For Admiring Those Sacred Few That I Admire.
Robert Smith, Daniel Johnston, Bowie And Morrissey.
Tonight Was Almost An Intervention, It Was Totally Hilarious.
'Ben, I Don't Think You Should Look Up To These Depressive Recluses, Seriously.'

I Guess Parents Just Don't Understand...

Haha.

It's Not That I Want To Emulate Their Lives, I Just Think Their Art Is Amazing, And Am One Of Those Fanboys Who Wants To Know Everything About People Whom They Admire.
It's Not Like I'm Going To Crash A Plane.
Or Live For Months At A Time In My Room.
Or Move To Berlin To Take Heroin With Iggy Pop.
Or, Climb Round A Hotel Jumping From Balcony To Balcony.
Haha.

I'm Going To Create My Own Myths Anyway.
Haha.
I Want Kids To Go 'Oh Man, Ben Hall, He Fucking, Did Loads Of Heroin And Painted A Cat Yellow.'
Not That That's Happened.

It's Really Awkward When People Don't Get My Tongue-In-Cheek Approach To Absolutely Everything.
Although I'm Deadly Serious That My Kid Is Going To Be Called 'Stephen Patrick Morrissey Hall.'

REGARDLESS OF GENDER.

Take Things Seriously And Your Face Will Stay That Way When The Wind Changes.
If My Face Gets Stuck In A Sarcastic Smile, That's Fine.

I Need A Decent Night's Sleep, A Breakfast Can Of Rockstar And A Time Out.

I Also Need Next Monday To Come Quicker, For '4:13 Dream.'
At Least I've Got Lots To Look Forward To In The Next Month.
It's Just That This 'Family' Don't Believe In Me And My Absolute Killer Abilities, Because I'm Apparently 'Too Modest.'
Awful Trait, I'm Sure.
Haha.

Maybe From Now On I'll Be Really Macho And Boastful.
Luvverly.

Okay My New Idol Is Noel Edmonds, I Believe In Drawing Space On My Hands And That, I'm Totally Spiritual And Wear Garish Silk Shirts All The Time.

Love You Edmondster.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Pinch Of Salt It Up, I'm Melodramatic In The Loveliest Of Ways.