I AM THE LAST OF THE FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS.

Right So Okay I Havnae Written In Years. At Least An Actual Year I Reckon.

How Are You? I Have Missed You Like A Baby Misses His Blanket. My Life Has Gone A Bit Wild. On Halloween This Year (Hal-Entine's Day, As I Prefer To Call It) I Dressed As A Spoilt Victorian Child Zombie (Catch The Musical Reference If You Can) And Saw Afrikan Boy Live At 60 Million Postcards.

It Was Effing Hilarious.

Let's Just Say That If A Rapper Can't Autograph Your Shirt With His Name In A Proper Spelling, You're At The Wrong Gig.
AFIKANBOY4DWIN.
Hilarious.

We Also Went To These Freshers' House Party, They Were Total Douches About Not Letting People Who They Didn't Know In, Even When You Look Like Me - And By Me I Mean A Long Haired Tegan Or Sara With Some Facial Hair.

I Miss Writing This. I Mostly Write Stories Now, This Week Should See The Release Of My First Self-Published Story That I Am Going To Leave In Various Places In Bournemouth. Alternatively You Can E-Mail Me Your Address (b.e.n.m.e@hotmail.com) And I'll Just Send You An Issue. I Know This Seems Big Headed Or Whatever, But It'll Have Pictures And Shit, And Be The Only Place You Can Read The Story It Contains.

Nuff Self Promotion, If You Can Call It That At All - Promotion Normally Happens To Stuff That's Good.

I Don't Miss Farnborough One Bit.
I Miss The People Somewhat Substantially, But I Have Really Fuckin Good Friends Here Now.
I Miss Those People Who Live In Farnham, And Aldershot And Shit, But I Hope They'll Come Visit, You Know?
I Love The People Of Home But Ne'er The Surroundings.

Small Towns Make You A Better Person I Reckon. We Had To Make All Of Our Own Fun, Most Of Which Can Be Read In Ex-Posts Of This Shit.
I Like How 'This' Is An Anagram Of 'Shit.' It's Easier To Sound Hip Hop That Way.

My New House Is Awesome. My Housemates Are Genius, Even Though I Massively Hate Than DimeBag Murphy Don't Live Here. We Do Have Actual Tramps That Break Into Our Shed, And So We Left Them A Horrid Note (That We Pissed On) Saying 'FUCK OFF', Basically. With Their Left Over Can Of Special Brew. TAKING LIBERTIES.

Nik Actually Asked A Bunch Of People If They Wanted It 'Up The Bum' At Coyote Ugly, A Club Here, When He Was Wasted. It Was Classic.

SO BASICALLY - START OF THIS YEAR > START OF LAST YEAR.

Start Of Last Uni Year Is Only Two Posts Away Or Summink. Compare And Contrast.

LOVEOOOOOO IF YOU FOUND THIS.

I Might Write Again If I'm Not Drunk And Feel Int Right Mood.

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